So the lesson learned here is (pay attention Brooks Jessen) even though people may do douchy things (i.e. the flies on the visor) doesn't necessarily mean they're douchebags. On the other hand, someone can just be a douchebag and not necessarily do douchy things - You keeping up? Wait, maybe I'm not even keeping up.
Actually, (and most of those that know me personally will attest to this), I'm a nice-as-fuck guy, and only refer to people (mostly some of my friends) as douchebags, out of pure love.
Well..... fuck it. Enjoy the rest of the summer.